BEST PHYS ED TEACHER EVER :|

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[ Yes, boys and girls of Squarewarts, this is Norman, your new Phys Ed teacher. Don't worry, we're sure that beneath his stern and prickly exterior, he is a wonderful and caring human bei - ]

Class begins at 0600 hours. Lateness will not be tolerated. Absence will not be excused. Your complaints will not be heard.

[ - oh wait, lol, we forgot, it's Norman. ]


[[ Just pretend that it's your class he's talking about above, and have fun. No, I don't know why he uses military time, he's just Norman. ]]

Comments

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

Ooh, let me make you one! I love art projects~!

[You're a terrible parent! You didn't slap him enough!]

rofl oh god these two should never be allowed near children why do they work at a school sob

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[ But he punched him down a flight of stairs! HOW DID THAT NOT MAKE HIM A MODEL CITIZEN??? ]

I already replaced it, thank you. I buy them in bulk.

shh no they're great parents, just wonderful

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[No, he punched him WITH a flight of stairs, totes not the same thing~! Children crave that physical contact and human touch, you know. :) Nothing could ever replace a good ol' fashioned slap in the face.]

Aww, it would have been fun. Can I at least make you a nicer whistle?

which is why their children have no issues whatsoever

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[ But he punched with both his hand AND the stairs afterwards! WHY IS IT NEVER ENOUGH ]

...If you really must.

nope, they're happy well-adjusted people with happy lives

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A PRO CHILD SLAPPER LIKE CRYSTAL'S MOM]

Really? Just you wait, it'll be the bestee~!

[think flower chain for a lanyard.]