and if I claimed to be a wise man

[ Yes, boys and girls of Squarewarts, this is Norman, your new Phys Ed teacher. Don't worry, we're sure that beneath his stern and prickly exterior, he is a wonderful and caring human bei - ]

Class begins at 0600 hours. Lateness will not be tolerated. Absence will not be excused. Your complaints will not be heard.

[ - oh wait, lol, we forgot, it's Norman. ]


[[ Just pretend that it's your class he's talking about above, and have fun. No, I don't know why he uses military time, he's just Norman. ]]