BEST PHYS ED TEACHER EVER :|

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[ Yes, boys and girls of Squarewarts, this is Norman, your new Phys Ed teacher. Don't worry, we're sure that beneath his stern and prickly exterior, he is a wonderful and caring human bei - ]

Class begins at 0600 hours. Lateness will not be tolerated. Absence will not be excused. Your complaints will not be heard.

[ - oh wait, lol, we forgot, it's Norman. ]


[[ Just pretend that it's your class he's talking about above, and have fun. No, I don't know why he uses military time, he's just Norman. ]]

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[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[What's this, boys and girls? Why, it's Norman's happy, perky assistant coach, who always wears bright happy clothing and adores cute things. You don't want to make her angry any more than you would Mister Sunshine up there, but that's probably not obvious just yet.]

Now remember, everyone, better do as coach says~! We adults know what's bestee for all of youuuuuu~!

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[ Sheesh, Crystal's mom, why you gotta be like that? ]

Writing out tildes is unnecessary.

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

Writing out whatsees now~?

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[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

Your handwriting could have too many flourishes, or else you are attempting to convey your particular tone of voice in your journal communications. Either way, it is extremely distracting. [ AND FAR TOO UNMANRY FOR NORMAN'S JOURNAL >C ]

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose if the distraction is simply too much for you...

[SHE'S NOT INSULTING YOU OR ANYTHING. 8|]

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

I am more concerned about the students. They lack discipline.

[ :| :| :| :| :| ]

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

Well, then we'll just have to TEACH them, won't we~!

[You just get to live with the tildes. 8||||||||]

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[ he is trying so hard not to facepalm. ]

That is exactly what I am saying. Which is why you need to stop using those distracting - [ blooosh giant ink blot! He broke his quill in hand. Again. :| ]

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[she's trying so hard not to palm your face]

Huh? Something wrong with your bottlee?

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

I broke my quill. [ like he broke HIS SON'S HEART ;; ]

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

Ooh, let me make you one! I love art projects~!

[You're a terrible parent! You didn't slap him enough!]

rofl oh god these two should never be allowed near children why do they work at a school sob

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[ But he punched him down a flight of stairs! HOW DID THAT NOT MAKE HIM A MODEL CITIZEN??? ]

I already replaced it, thank you. I buy them in bulk.

shh no they're great parents, just wonderful

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[No, he punched him WITH a flight of stairs, totes not the same thing~! Children crave that physical contact and human touch, you know. :) Nothing could ever replace a good ol' fashioned slap in the face.]

Aww, it would have been fun. Can I at least make you a nicer whistle?

which is why their children have no issues whatsoever

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[ But he punched with both his hand AND the stairs afterwards! WHY IS IT NEVER ENOUGH ]

...If you really must.

nope, they're happy well-adjusted people with happy lives

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A PRO CHILD SLAPPER LIKE CRYSTAL'S MOM]

Really? Just you wait, it'll be the bestee~!

[think flower chain for a lanyard.]

[hatesyourheir.livejournal.com]

How Draconian.