BEST PHYS ED TEACHER EVER :|

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[ Yes, boys and girls of Squarewarts, this is Norman, your new Phys Ed teacher. Don't worry, we're sure that beneath his stern and prickly exterior, he is a wonderful and caring human bei - ]

Class begins at 0600 hours. Lateness will not be tolerated. Absence will not be excused. Your complaints will not be heard.

[ - oh wait, lol, we forgot, it's Norman. ]


[[ Just pretend that it's your class he's talking about above, and have fun. No, I don't know why he uses military time, he's just Norman. ]]

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[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[What's this, boys and girls? Why, it's Norman's happy, perky assistant coach, who always wears bright happy clothing and adores cute things. You don't want to make her angry any more than you would Mister Sunshine up there, but that's probably not obvious just yet.]

Now remember, everyone, better do as coach says~! We adults know what's bestee for all of youuuuuu~!

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How Draconian.