BEST PHYS ED TEACHER EVER :|

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[ Yes, boys and girls of Squarewarts, this is Norman, your new Phys Ed teacher. Don't worry, we're sure that beneath his stern and prickly exterior, he is a wonderful and caring human bei - ]

Class begins at 0600 hours. Lateness will not be tolerated. Absence will not be excused. Your complaints will not be heard.

[ - oh wait, lol, we forgot, it's Norman. ]


[[ Just pretend that it's your class he's talking about above, and have fun. No, I don't know why he uses military time, he's just Norman. ]]

Comments

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[ Sheesh, Crystal's mom, why you gotta be like that? ]

Writing out tildes is unnecessary.

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

Writing out whatsees now~?

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[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

Your handwriting could have too many flourishes, or else you are attempting to convey your particular tone of voice in your journal communications. Either way, it is extremely distracting. [ AND FAR TOO UNMANRY FOR NORMAN'S JOURNAL >C ]

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose if the distraction is simply too much for you...

[SHE'S NOT INSULTING YOU OR ANYTHING. 8|]

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

I am more concerned about the students. They lack discipline.

[ :| :| :| :| :| ]

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

Well, then we'll just have to TEACH them, won't we~!

[You just get to live with the tildes. 8||||||||]

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[ he is trying so hard not to facepalm. ]

That is exactly what I am saying. Which is why you need to stop using those distracting - [ blooosh giant ink blot! He broke his quill in hand. Again. :| ]

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[she's trying so hard not to palm your face]

Huh? Something wrong with your bottlee?

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

I broke my quill. [ like he broke HIS SON'S HEART ;; ]

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

Ooh, let me make you one! I love art projects~!

[You're a terrible parent! You didn't slap him enough!]

rofl oh god these two should never be allowed near children why do they work at a school sob

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[ But he punched him down a flight of stairs! HOW DID THAT NOT MAKE HIM A MODEL CITIZEN??? ]

I already replaced it, thank you. I buy them in bulk.

shh no they're great parents, just wonderful

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[No, he punched him WITH a flight of stairs, totes not the same thing~! Children crave that physical contact and human touch, you know. :) Nothing could ever replace a good ol' fashioned slap in the face.]

Aww, it would have been fun. Can I at least make you a nicer whistle?

which is why their children have no issues whatsoever

[dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[ But he punched with both his hand AND the stairs afterwards! WHY IS IT NEVER ENOUGH ]

...If you really must.

nope, they're happy well-adjusted people with happy lives

[mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com]

[BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A PRO CHILD SLAPPER LIKE CRYSTAL'S MOM]

Really? Just you wait, it'll be the bestee~!

[think flower chain for a lanyard.]