http://dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dad-of-theyear.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] herobox2010-11-04 12:20 am

BEST PHYS ED TEACHER EVER :|

[ Yes, boys and girls of Squarewarts, this is Norman, your new Phys Ed teacher. Don't worry, we're sure that beneath his stern and prickly exterior, he is a wonderful and caring human bei - ]

Class begins at 0600 hours. Lateness will not be tolerated. Absence will not be excused. Your complaints will not be heard.

[ - oh wait, lol, we forgot, it's Norman. ]


[[ Just pretend that it's your class he's talking about above, and have fun. No, I don't know why he uses military time, he's just Norman. ]]

[identity profile] mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com 2010-11-04 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Writing out whatsees now~?

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[identity profile] mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com 2010-11-04 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I suppose if the distraction is simply too much for you...

[SHE'S NOT INSULTING YOU OR ANYTHING. 8|]

[identity profile] mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com 2010-11-04 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well, then we'll just have to TEACH them, won't we~!

[You just get to live with the tildes. 8||||||||]

[identity profile] mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com 2010-11-04 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[she's trying so hard not to palm your face]

Huh? Something wrong with your bottlee?

[identity profile] mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com 2010-11-04 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, let me make you one! I love art projects~!

[You're a terrible parent! You didn't slap him enough!]

shh no they're great parents, just wonderful

[identity profile] mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com 2010-11-04 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[No, he punched him WITH a flight of stairs, totes not the same thing~! Children crave that physical contact and human touch, you know. :) Nothing could ever replace a good ol' fashioned slap in the face.]

Aww, it would have been fun. Can I at least make you a nicer whistle?

nope, they're happy well-adjusted people with happy lives

[identity profile] mom-of-theyear.livejournal.com 2010-11-04 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A PRO CHILD SLAPPER LIKE CRYSTAL'S MOM]

Really? Just you wait, it'll be the bestee~!

[think flower chain for a lanyard.]