herobox | IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR MOTHEREFFING GAME ON

[... The hell.

Have a perplexed look.]

Hey! What are you supposed to be? [ This is normally the kind of thing delivered with suspicion or confusion, right? NOT JADEN MOTHERFUCKING YUKI. He's really excited right now, oh man oh man 8D ]

Are you a Duel Spirit? I've met a couple! [ He grins widely and points to the Winged Kuriboh over his shoulder... which Elfangor cannot actually see. ] Want to duel? I've got my deck right here!

< I do not know what these Duel Spirits are, but I assure you, I am not one. I am an Andalite. >

[Eyes you dubiously.] < I do not think that your idea of dueling is compatible with mine. ...Unless you are carrying a concealed weapon? >

[Also, he suspects you might be slightly unbalanced, what with pointing to things that are not there.]

[ WHOA THAT WAS COOL, THE DUEL SPIRIT GUY JUST TALKED INTO JADEN'S MIND OH MAN THAT WAS PRETTY COOL NOT GONNA LIE - ]

What's an Andalite? I've never heard of something like that before. [ Embarrassed grin and scratching behind head. ]

You don't know dueling? Well, it's... it's... when you play Duel Monsters. [ Jaden does not compute this non-knowledge of the game upon which the entire stability of the world as he knows it is based 8| ] Like, you know, with your deck, and this!

[ POP ZOOM WHOOSH HIS DUEL DISK ASSEMBLES ON HIS ARM AND LOOKS LIKE THIS:

(http://s509.photobucket.com/albums/s339/okroginator/?action=view&current=hiderpeouscosplay.jpg) ]

[HE IS NOT A DUEL SPIRIT DAMN IT.]

< Ah, well, I am not surprised that you have not heard of my species. I am not exactly from around here. > [Here being, y'know, Earth.]

[And now he is just STARING AT YOU WHAT.]

< That... is not dueling. Dueling is a structured battle in which you engage in comparable combat. Such as with tail blades. > [He flicks his tail for added emphasis.] < What do cards have to do with that? >

[... Headtilt.] < Are those tarot cards? >

Dueling is structured! And you do compete! [ FIERY SPIRIIIIIT YOU CAN SEE IT IN HOW EXCITED HE IS ] It's like a battle between two souls! Your cards and theirs! How would you do that with... tails? I don't even have a tail.

[ Here, Elfangor, he will pull a couple of cards out of his deck for you to see. ] See, this here is Winged Kuriboh. He may not have a lot of attack points, but he makes up for it with heart! And if you play him the right way, he can be one of the most powerful monsters in the game!

[He snorts. What the hell is this?] < Dueling with cards? If you are going to parse it to a representative form, chess is the only logical option. >

[It is actually insulting for someone as skilled in tail-fighting as Elfangor to be challenged to a duel that is not physically challenging in the slightest.

And so he feels inclined to show just what he thinks of this card dueling nonsense. With a thwack, his tail blade cracks the air as it moves to within a hair's breadth of slicing that particular card in half. (The only thing stopping him from actually doing so being that it would be akin to, well, stealing candy from a child, or so he suspects.)]

< I seriously doubt that any amount off "power" your card has within the parameters of your game stands a chance against physical threats. >

Hey! [ Jaden flinches back from the sharp thing that was pointed at poor Winged Kuriboh. :c ]

You... you didn't have to do that. I just thought maybe you'd like to play, I mean, even if you hadn't before. You could have just said no.

[No, Seto Kaiba only plays children card games with height-impaired teenagers with tritone hair. ~~Who magically undergo puberty every time they play children's card games~~.

Also, why does that duel disk look ~~more super special awesome~~ better than his. B|]

[ *____________________________*

oh my god

oh my god

it's Seto Kaiba. ]

Is that - ?!

[ IT IS! ]

Hey! Hey, Mister Kaiba!

Wanna duel?

[Hello, random fanboy. Have some of Kaiba's signature variety of lineface and scowl.]

I have more important things to do than entertaining children.

[...yes, he is also in high school. But he owns a company. And your school, in the future. >>]

[ Aww. Well, it is Seto Kaiba. Jaden's got a long way before he's ready to face someone that incredible. ]

Ha ha, I guess you're right. [ ^__^ as he scratches at his cheek a little. ] Still, I'm really glad just to have met you, sir! My name's Jaden Yuki, and one day, I'm going to be the next King of Games! [ ~~OH IF ONLY HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS REALLY GOING TO BE KING OF.~~ ]

[FLINGING THE CARDS ACROSS THE ROOM]

This game makes no sense!!!

[ HEY NOW HEY NOW Jaden is gathering up the cards for you, lil' buddy. ]

Hey, don't do that! Sure, Duel Monsters is pretty tough at first, but are you gonna give up just like that?

Sure, it takes work to be a great duelist, but that's what makes it worth wanting, right? [ THE CUTEST, MOST ENCOURAGING SMILE EVER as he hands Konohamaru his cards back. ^____^ ]

[Konohamaru is staring at Jaden as if he is on crack]

...where did you even come from?

[ ....Huh. ]

You know... I don't really know. [ ^___^;; ]

[ >> ]

So you just kinda show up and force people to play cards?

Hey, I'm not forcing anybody! [ Jaden takes offense at that! ]

I just... It's weird. It's like nobody wants to duel here. That's just... not normal.

IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR MOTHEREFFING GAME ON

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lmao if i knew season two, jaden would have actually met aliens before

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/adds to the hideousness

yeeeeeeeeessss just as keikaku

my icons need moar condescension

just like mine need moar 8D - oh wait, i might have that covered

I love you in a slightly horrified way

it's just the way i like my love, babeh

you know I must make a Chazz journal to thwart you, right?

CHAZZ IT UP CHAZZ IT UP CHAZZ IT UP

LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN JADEN, BECAUSE I JUST GOT A NEW MONSTER CARD AND YOUR LAUGHING TIME IS SHORT

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