/busts cherry :3

[haswood.livejournal.com]

[ooc: this is a Hashirama from an AU verse where he and Madara are roommates in college. 8| ]


A passive aggressive post it note stuck on the fridge

Madara:

The recyclables go in the blue bin, not the white. The white bin is my hamper. If you would stop throwing in Spaghetti-O cans with my linens, I would appreciate it.

I have taken the liberty to clearly mark which bin is for which purposes, to prevent any confusion from now on.

Thank you

....

:)

-Hashirama

Comments

A youthful post-it stuck next to it. How did Lee get into your apartment? Who knows.

[hasfuzzybrows.livejournal.com]

Attention!
I am sure you cannot have forgotten the try-outs for the prestigious Gymnastics team this Friday afternoon! As Team Captain, I feel that your presence(s) on the team would lend inspiration to our hearts and strike fear into those of the opposing colleges!

Please consider consider such an option seriously. Being a member of the Gymnastics Team adds challenge to your life and is an extremely rewarding for all athletic young men!

:Db R.L.

ilu man

[haxxdamoon.livejournal.com]

[scrawled at the bottom of the note]

why don't you put the laundry bin in a less-trafficked area jesus fucking christ

A DIGNIFIED POST IT ON LEE'S LUNCHBOX. HASHI ALSO PLACED A NUTRITIOUS SNACK INSIDE OF IT 8|

[haswood.livejournal.com]

While I am somewhat alarmed at the knowledge of you breaking and entering into my abode without prior knowledge or consent, I will say that I appreciate the invitation.

However, I fear I have to decline. My legs, like my principles, are inflexible.

-Hashirama Senju

/BRAH FIST

[haswood.livejournal.com]

[attached to the same note, Hashirama has also taken a red editing pen to Madara's note and added proper capitalization]

That tone is not appreciated.

But thank you for informing me that my hamper is in an inconvienent position for you. I shall move it to the left side of the sitting area. I am willing to compromise, as it is a sign of respect.

['respect' is written a little harder than the rest of his words. Clearly Hashirama is implying something here]

An angry text message sent to Lee's phone.

[bringshomebacon.livejournal.com]

I saw you breaking into Hottie-rama's apartment. And I know you know that I was planning on asking him to join the cheer squad. Quit talent poaching unibrow.

♥ Ino

ON THE LAUNDRY BASKET

[hasfuzzybrows.livejournal.com]

As our coach, Gai always declares: There are few things which can deter a truly determined Gymnast!
I must ask you to reconsider! Legs, after all, are not the only parts of the body which a highly skilled athlete makes use of! Arms, back, neck and (again, as Gai puts it) heart are all used to bear a Gymnast to victory!
[There is a map attached showing the way to the gymnasium where the trials will be]
:D R.L.

A BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN NOTE ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR TEXTBOOK

[hasfuzzybrows.livejournal.com]

While Cheering is a noble and admirable pasttime, I feel that our mutual friend Harashima's talents would be wasted in such a pursuit. May I suggest Naruto, or even Chouji as potential recruits for your squad?

:D R.L.

WRITTEN IN PERMANENT MARKER IN HIS

[bringshomebacon.livejournal.com]

Did you just try to tell me cheer is a waste?!

Waiting for an apology, or your stuffed turtle meets a premature end.

♥Ino

ON THE FRIDGE OF YOUR APARTMENT

[hasfuzzybrows.livejournal.com]

Not at all. I believe Cheering and your cheer squad are pillars of the College Institution, vital to College Spirit even! It is merely Harashima's talents who would be wasted there.

I would ask that you did not hurt Bobo. He was a gift from Coach Gai at the end of our award winning competition last year.

ON YOUR LOCKER

[bringshomebacon.livejournal.com]

Did I ask you for your opinion on whose talents are wasted where? Don't think I did.

Please, the thing's hidden in your closet. Like I would be seen toting it around in public.

♥ Ino

PS You come within five hundred feet of me or try to break into my apartment again and I'll slap a restraining order on your ass so fast you won't be able to do anything on that fancy balance beam of yours for a week, capiche?

ATTACHED TO A YOUNG DEMOCRATS BROCHURE *HIIIIIINT*

[haswood.livejournal.com]

It is very nice that you are able to use all of those parts in gymnastics.

I wish you the very best of luck in using other parts.

[someone totally missed the point 8|]